Chris Kelly pregame 10|16|14


every player from every NHL team  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: Chris Kelly of the Boston Bruins


2/25 photos of the boston bruins



I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic… It’s a pleasure!


  • me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

serpentenema:

tocinobebe:

my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen

Thats not honey


“I like how….” — me when I don’t like how (via hellomolls)


Kelly is up to here with Marchand.



heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.


request (x)


wait-wait-wait:

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

cagefacekelly
anyone with us bae 💕